Guaranteed Career Booster

For those of you wondering what you need to do to land your dream job or just get noticed at the office check out the Knit Belted Career Romper Kmart is selling. It’s in the juniors section because apparently a fifteen year old is about to steal your career by
sporting a sharp, shorts onsie in front of your boss. It’s one sophisticated romper alright. It has a belt and is shaped like Sponge Bob Square pants but it’s dark and serious like people who have careers working at stuff. You should wear it for your interview at that place…I dare you.

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