Today is Saturday and I’m Aunt F#*king tired. It’s like how moms get
Mother F#*king tired but without so much diaper changing and building
dioramas. Anyway, I worked all week…at a job in a building that’s tall and only pretty on the outside just like the company I work for.
Oh well, at least it’s almost Aunt Day when my family will get me flowers and take me to brunch… Oh wait, no they won’t because there’s no such thing. I know, I know, every day is Aunt’s Day… Sigh. I’m
gonna call my three year old nephew and tell him I invented candy.