Okay, I admit it. While some C.A.’s focus, hone a skill and have a sick, cool Etsy sight, some of us can’t even put together the Martha Stewart pipe cleaner animal farm after reading the Goddamned directions fifty times! I hate her! It’s impossible to make a pig out of two stupid pipe cleaners…Anyway, bottom line – Crafting is fun and holidays are a riot when you get to watch your least favorite relative open an itchy sweater or a popsicle stick dream catcher you know is a piece of shit. P.S. When giving crafty homemade items to nephews, nieces and other actual loved ones, include some cash and continue your reign as fave, fun C.A.