Hey! Moms! Remember how you swore that once (fill in your kid’s name) was back at school you’d have some time to relax?..Why are you such a liar? Why aren’t you sippin Cristal, getting hot stone massages and starting a cool band with that neighbor kid who’s too scared to tell you “No”?
Put the new Charlie’s Angels in your TIVO. Yeah, it’s gonna suck but maybe they’ll pull a “Lost” and the Angels are really dead. That would feel good, right? At least, do affirmations in front of a mirror while wearing lingere! Come on! Take a sick day from work then prank call your boss all day. DO IT!