Affordable Beauty Tips

Sand – Throw it someone’s eyes and they won’t see your imperfections as clearly






Don’t just wear dark colors- Hang out in the dark, pitch dark – bonus -you’ll save on electricity!





Use properly placed poop sachets to make others smell bad. Perfume is expensive. Poop is free and sometimes plentiful. Other times not so much.






Eat more fiber- See previous tip







Draw attention to your best feature – Use a sharpie and make an arrow. Don’t be subtle.





Cover yourself with dirt and tell people you’re from the forest. You get cut a lot of slack when you live in a forest.

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