Author Archives: Penelope

HOW TO STAY POSITIVE

Staying positive isn’t easy unless you’re very, very stupid. If that’s the case, see below*. But, for the rest of us, maintaining a positive perspective can be as easy as writing a fun children’s story or running for President if … Continue reading

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And they show what you should wear with it!

To take this look from day to night, dress it up with black pleather leggings, shooties and a sleek silver ear cuff. Or, add a floral skirt, wedge sandals and a rose gold cuff for brunch with your bitches!

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Seriously, What Is a Nia Class?

Uhm…I do teach it but I’m not totally sure. It’s dancey. Fun. Silly, Sensual. Weird.  Here’s a brief description I told someone about Nia, “There’s this one part where we dance around like robots. We shake it and say ‘Mee … Continue reading

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DMV + Good Attitude

I had a blast a the DMV. Seriously, the DMV in Thousand Oaks is pretty nice as far as DMVs go. I asked the woman next to me in line to take this picture but it didn’t make us friends. … Continue reading

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Penelope’s on Professor Blastoff!

I’m on the Professor Blastoff Podcast! It’s a great podcast Tig Notaro, Kyle Dunnigan and David Huntsberger do! I’m a big fan of PB and these comics. Check it out! I’m talking about how I had to get a Pacemaker. … Continue reading

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Awesome Product Alert! Faux Book Spines

If you want to look like you like books but actually hate books so much you don’t even want them in your home, this product is for you. Sure, sure, you could get some actual books and not read them … Continue reading

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Affordable Beauty Tips

Sand – Throw it someone’s eyes and they won’t see your imperfections as clearly           Don’t just wear dark colors- Hang out in the dark, pitch dark – bonus -you’ll save on electricity!       … Continue reading

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Oscar Fashions 2014 – With Professor Puppet and Penelope!

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Workout With Penelope!

It’s fun to dance! And that is the number one reason I encourage you to join me for a Nia class. Here are a few other reasons… Nia is a very effective work out for all ages and abilities. Nia … Continue reading

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Penelope is Teaching Nia!

It’s fun to dance! And that is the number one reason I encourage you to join me for a Nia class. Here are a few other reasons… Nia is a very effective work out for all ages and abilities. Nia … Continue reading

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