Author Archives: Penelope

Favorite Robots

2XL(funny and adorable -me if I was a robot) Roomba C-3PO (Very polite – if Downton Abbey had a robot it would be C3PO or any of the stiff white characters currently on the show) Rubix Cube Rotating G-Spot Rabbit … Continue reading

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Am I Ready To Rock?

I’m looking for a job. So, I spent a ton of time thinking up names for a Band -just in case I learn to play an instrument, start a band and the band gets a job playing at sold out … Continue reading

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Is It Weird To Make Posey Still Wear This?

I mean, it kind of works for Valentine’s Day, right? Plus, she totally loves it! Look at her face! All peaced out.

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Don’t Wear Spanx To A Rave

Also, stop saying rave. Hard to feel free if I’m having to hike  up hard core control tops mid my Hypnotech, Amoebacon, Psytrancey, Funktrotting, Spacelullish Dongstep  (new genre I’m originating).

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Penelope on The Koz Effect, Friday 2/1 at 7PM.

Penelope will be on The Koz Effect on Friday, February 1st at 7PM. Comics discussing politics. Don’t miss it!

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This Isn’t 40…

…unless you’re married with children. Then, wow! It sucks to be you. Please accept my apology for looking so well rested and sexy. If I knew you were all depressed, neutered and farty, I would have toned down my glow. … Continue reading

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Sneaker Wedges. The Gateway drug back to adolescence.

  So excited about the sneaker wedges I ordered. They’re super cool and good for my feet. Dr. Oz says so. Actually, it was Dr. Jay. Same diff. Gotta sext. Sexting totally goes with sneaker wedges. ;)

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Learn ABCs, Pass Kindergarten, Win Oscar

Quvenzhane, you did a great job. Academy? Turn your thinkers on! When the most celebrated work in your field is accomplished by a six year old, your field is either wetting the bed or acting. And that makes acting look … Continue reading

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Penelope’s Podcasts

This month Penelope is sharing her adventures at Burning Man on the Story Worthy Podcast. It’s available on iTunes, too. Penelope will also be on The Koz Effect on Sunday, 1/27 at 8PM. Comics discussing politics. Don’t miss it!

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Burning Man 2: Still Smoldering

When: February 4, 2013 – February 5, 2013 all-day
Where: StoryWorthy Podcast

Burning Man 2 – Still Smoldering Listen to me share more crazy stuff about my time at the man! StoryWorthyPodcast.com or Itunes

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