Category Archives: General
Staying positive isn’t easy unless you’re very, very stupid. If that’s the case, see below*. But, for the rest of us, maintaining a positive perspective can be as easy as writing a fun children’s story or running for President if … Continue reading
To take this look from day to night, dress it up with black pleather leggings, shooties and a sleek silver ear cuff. Or, add a floral skirt, wedge sandals and a rose gold cuff for brunch with your bitches!
Uhm…I do teach it but I’m not totally sure. It’s dancey. Fun. Silly, Sensual. Weird. Here’s a brief description I told someone about Nia, “There’s this one part where we dance around like robots. We shake it and say ‘Mee … Continue reading
I had a blast a the DMV. Seriously, the DMV in Thousand Oaks is pretty nice as far as DMVs go. I asked the woman next to me in line to take this picture but it didn’t make us friends. … Continue reading
If you want to look like you like books but actually hate books so much you don’t even want them in your home, this product is for you. Sure, sure, you could get some actual books and not read them … Continue reading
Sand – Throw it someone’s eyes and they won’t see your imperfections as clearly Don’t just wear dark colors- Hang out in the dark, pitch dark – bonus -you’ll save on electricity! … Continue reading
2XL(funny and adorable -me if I was a robot) Roomba C-3PO (Very polite – if Downton Abbey had a robot it would be C3PO or any of the stiff white characters currently on the show) Rubix Cube Rotating G-Spot Rabbit … Continue reading
I’m looking for a job. So, I spent a ton of time thinking up names for a Band -just in case I learn to play an instrument, start a band and the band gets a job playing at sold out … Continue reading
I mean, it kind of works for Valentine’s Day, right? Plus, she totally loves it! Look at her face! All peaced out.
Also, stop saying rave. Hard to feel free if I’m having to hike up hard core control tops mid my Hypnotech, Amoebacon, Psytrancey, Funktrotting, Spacelullish Dongstep (new genre I’m originating).